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When you give a girl a mouth full of bourbon in the back of a van, after she's sat in a barrel, while watching two donkeys have sex.
I gave Rita the "Old Fitzgerald" in the back of a van in Kentucky.
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1. The act of one partner(Male) defecating into a toilet with water, the male usually tries to make one large log.
2. Then to act as a bitch or or some other pet, the other partner(Female) eats the massive log out of the bowl.
3. Following this act, the female begins to give oral sex to the male with the fresh scent of feces in her mouth!
Brad: I got tired of Becky eating my shit right out of my ass so I puled an Old Ralph.
Shawn: Did it feel good to have the creamy shit smell on ur wang?
Brad: Duh...
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people who come from families that have had a lot of money for a long time, which gives them a high social position
He invited both the smart set and Perth's old money.
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It's actually Otaku; it's a Japanese word.
It refers to those individuals who isolate themselves by remaining indoors .
In most cases it is because of an overwhelming sense of shame/ loss of face in society
"every other otaku can run on about their hobby endlessly" old taco
Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.
"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "
Someone who doesn't want to share their actual age to someone so they respond as "old enough".
Guy- "How old are you?"
Girl- "Old enough."
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The cheapest beer at 14-0. $2.99 for a six pack of tall-boys. "It doesn't get any better than this!" (it doesnt get any CHEAPER than this.) My favorite beer (price)
j: im going on a beer run, need anything
d: heres 12 quarters, six pack of the OM
j: mmm Old Milwaukee
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