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When you are driving around and you find that golden parking spot that is calling your name, as if Jesus were opening up the heavens to you in an 8'x16' space.
I was trying to find parking at the grocery store, and this jesus spot opened up right next to the entrance. I shouted to the heavens, "Sweet Jesus!" because I didn't have to go on an exodus across the parking lot to get my Depends for Men - my anus was ready to ignite!
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Kick is spot is a place where you and only the homies hang out and chill. A kick it spot is usually some where outdoors with a nice view. A kick it spot has also got to be within a safe distance of the local swine..
I say lets go to the kick it spot drink some brews,tell some jokes,ghost ride the whip and get faded
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1. Used by weightlifters to ask someone to observe themself while lifting weights. The primary purpose of which is a safety measure in case the weightlifter is so tired that the weight will fall on him causing bodily injury.
2. To ask someone to lend you money.
1. Hey Bruce, after you oil up my muscles can you spot me while I lift?
2. Hey Bruce, I'm a little short on money. Can you sot me some cash for the hot tubs?
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What remains after Shit hits the fan.
I awoke to spots on the wall, in a jail cell...
Numerous freckles that pop up all over one's body, very similar to those that are present on gingers (red headed people).
"I shouldn't have spent so much time tanning before the prom. Now I'm completely covered in ginger spots."
A dirty group of moles on someone’s face.
“did you see that wog looking guy, he had seliba spots all over his face”