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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
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Dead.
Osama bin Laden is dead (02/05/2011, UTC+05:00).
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A negative word for Osama bin Laden, the mastermind behind 9/11.
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A cock-loving piece of shit that gets off on killing innocent people (mostly Americans) and eating his own shit. He has been know to hide his pussy ass in caves for years after carrying out his terrorist acts. Recently, it has been reported that his penis has fallen off and he has had a vagina surgically implanted so that he can now not only be rammed up the ass by his piece of shit followers and goons but also in the front side as well (simultaneously). He has been known to suck dick and lick chodes for pleasure.
"Hey Jimmy, look what just came out of my asshole...it's Osama Bin Laden."
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(1957-2011)
The mastermind and leader of al Queda behind the 9/11, the worst atack to date on U.S. soil. He was responsible for the deaths of nearly 3,000 innocent people and you can say he's the reason why we've lost nearly 4,000 troops in almost ten years. Over the past decade, he went into hiding as we tried to find him and bring him to justice. After several leads and intensive surveilliance and investigation, he was found in Abbottabad, Pakistan, and President Obama ordered an attack.
On May 1, 2011, 20-25 Navy SEALS went into his "secret" compound and after a forty minute shootout, they killed the world's nunmber one sonofabitch with bullets to the head and chest. Upon hearing the news, America for a few days was able to unite together as the great Nation that it is. It even caused a U-S-A chant during a New York Mets-Philadelphia Phillies game, two teams who a bitter rivals. While the vengeance is bittersweet for it will never bring back those we lost a decade ago nor will it signal the end of terrorism, justice was finally served. We killed him.
Tim: Hey, did you hear Osama bin Laden was killed?
Jerry: Thank God. See you in hell, asshole!
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One of the most evil mother fuckers this world has ever seen. Killed on May 1 2011 by the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!
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America- ready or not, here I come!
Osama Bin Laden- hehe
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America- Boom HEADSHOT!
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