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To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.
That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.
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A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.
Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".
Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".
The Palmer Introduction in action:
"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"
or
"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"
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A mixed drink made with pink lemonade and ice tea.
She ordered a pink palmer from the waiter.
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when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!
paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!
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scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.
rudy palmer has a dildo.
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During a rousing session of anal sex with his significant other, the man in the rear pulls his penis out and proceeds in jerking off on his lover's back, thus giving himself a dirty palm.
I pulled it out of my stud muffin's butt and finished off all over him with a dirty palmer.........
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Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.
It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.
Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.
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