peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

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Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women

The Girl has Peach Crickets.

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peach-munching

analingus; rimming; ass licking

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!

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marble peach

a perfect female butt, smooth and round, without blemish or wrinkle, as if sculpted in marble.

At first I did not understand what it was she wanted. But she bumped her behind against me until I realized that was what I was being offered, a marble peach.

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Princess Peach

Someone who seems to perpetually be in another castle.

Sorry, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

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princess peach

a princess who lives in the mushroomkingdom. she is often (and i mean really often) getting kipnaped by mainly bowser, or occasionly a whole new character, meaning mario has to rescue her again.

you'll never get princess peach!
im sorry, but the princess is in another castle.

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peaches

A girl who went to Cheltenham Ladies with me for about a term! Then went back to Surrey. A right proper socialite, with a fab body. Stunning, pretty, Bubbly, erratic, heart of gold, cute, innocent but wild, sexy, fab dresser, great bum and rack lol, posh girl, heartbreaker, cute smile and gets away with murder, spoilt, a princess, loves hugs, stunning smile, wears funky jewellery, sets people up, spreads the love, always wears dresses, loves to ride (horses), true, makes up random words, very preppy speaker, sincere, funny, random, rosy cheeks, curly hair, looks lebanese but is pakistani, wicked house, loves jewellery, a proper girly girl, loves to shop, rich arse biatch, fab, says hot alot, loves rupert everett, jimmy choos, loves napolean dynamite, loves busted, libertines lol and destiny's child! funky

OMG Peaches is stunning

OMG she is so pretty

Aee you drunk/weird/mad Peaches?
No...just me

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