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A tattooed lowlife with dreadlcoks wanted for sexual assault that typically runs a vape shop and insults girls on Tinder.
"I met this guy online and I was super excited to grab coffee... but turns out he's a TOTAL Pete."
"Jake got too drunk last night and tried to grope some minors in his vape cloud, he's turning into a real Pete."
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Pete Yorn is one of the greatest songwriters ever. You've probably heard "For Nancy ('Cause It Already Is)" or "Come Back Home" on the radio. His first album, musicforthemorningafter, is one of the greatest records ever made.
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Sneaky Pete. To steal your best mates wife or girlfriend.
Did u here Dave is now dating his best mates wife Linda, he did the old "sneaky Pete".
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A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
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A Cheeky Pete: to have liquid poop touching cloth just before you make it to the toilet surrendering all natural behaviour and commitments for that day and leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable.
"Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today, I got a bad case of the cheeky pete's...."
"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."
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Girl 1: Man, his cock is like a ramp.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's hittin my G-Spot all day!
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To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.
Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.
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