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A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"
A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
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Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.
Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero
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A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)
That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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A midweek night out, usually spent in a single bar or public house. Unlike more elaborate nights on the town, the Four-Pint is a casual get together of friends or work colleagues and drinking proceeds at a slow pace. Four-Pint-Nights are designed to avoid hangovers the next day.
"Hey, mate. Fancy a drink Wednesday?
"Would love to, but I've got work the next day."
"Don't worry, it'll just be a four-pint-night."
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A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint
Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.
when you have sex with a very short man
Normal bro: Ever done the pint sized pepe with Danny Devito?
Stupid bro: what, no what does that mean the fuck get out of here you perve!