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Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.
Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk
George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.
A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
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Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.
Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero
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A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)
That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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A midweek night out, usually spent in a single bar or public house. Unlike more elaborate nights on the town, the Four-Pint is a casual get together of friends or work colleagues and drinking proceeds at a slow pace. Four-Pint-Nights are designed to avoid hangovers the next day.
"Hey, mate. Fancy a drink Wednesday?
"Would love to, but I've got work the next day."
"Don't worry, it'll just be a four-pint-night."
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A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint
Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.
A man who is usually a horse of a man who can down 15 pints of beer and act like he’s had nothing but water all night. There is no point going out drinking with him as when you are falling about chatting absolute makka after 4 scoops he will be thinking what a fuckin light weight absolute goon this cunt is
Damo : Check Big Harry out there he must have had 5 pints in the last hour and he’s right as rain.
Lee: That’s cos he’s a 15 pint man unlike you you lightweight weapon