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Blue Platypus:
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz
When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.
Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.
A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch
Mark: you are like a platypus’s
Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug
you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!