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Politically Correct police. These people who constantly worry about being excessively politically correct and will tell you off if you do not act the same way.
PC policeperson: Although I am a member of the police, and also a man, I am not a policeman. I am a policeperson. I am watching the weather on my television, and the weather person is vertically challenged.
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An international law and rights enforcement committee similar to the United Nations, but dealing only with problems relating to the Gamer Community. Pioneered and later abandoned by Gamer Rights Activist Solidshibe, their primary domain is Twitter, where individual member states post updates on internal problems as well as collectively coordinating peacekeeping events, with hopes of settling drama between opposing factions and gangs. The prime ideologies of the group are liberty, alliance, and authority. They are strongly supportive of the right to freedom of speech and expression, but are willing to take action on degeneracy and reprobate behaviour in the gamer community.
Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.
Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"
That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
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Anybody that checks up on you eating or about to eat food.
Person 1: Man, I would so want that cake.
Food Police: Not so fast, your no eating that cake you fatso.
Person 1: Damn Food Police!
The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
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a type of police reform where funds are taken from the police and reallocated to fund schools, communities, and mental health programs to help reduce crime and the high demand for police.
taking funds away from areas in the police department such as police unions, the 1033 program, and militarization can also help reduce the amount of corruption that goes on in the police department.
the NYPD’s funding is 6 billion which is more than what the city spends on health, homelessness, youth development, and workforce development combined. Yes, Defund the Police
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From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.
The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.
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