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An award given by White people to traitorous Brown and Black People, who serve their White Masters well.
The Nobel Prize in Econ is an award, given by White Capitalists, for Brown Socialists married to White women.
The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.
I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.
He's the fearless sweetest most loyal best friend a person could ever have always happy to see you greats you in a way that makes you know you are loved keeps you warm when you are cold makes you happy when you are sad lives and breaths to make you happy if you have a prize you definitely scored he will never leave your side love you tell you die...
Someone who who does inordinately strange things. This person is can often cause annoyance and distress to others as a result of their odd behaviour
Ahh mate, that bloke last night at the pub was such a prize.
Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.