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Procrastination

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When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.

A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023


procrastinator

Someone who always leaves something to another day. This is explained in The Amazing World of Gumball episode The Procrastinators.

You are a procrastinator.

by FartWad69 December 14, 2016


Procrastinate

Im on urban dictionary procrastinating instead of doing my school stuff.

Please help me to stop Procrastinate, i need to do school stuff.

by LolGetRektUrbanDic March 27, 2015


Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 20, 2008


The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020


Procrastinal

The act of procrastination.

My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.

by My wife is wrong July 14, 2019


Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015