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rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 12, 2010


rectal owls

Owls that go into your butt.

It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.

While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.

Man, these rectal owls are pretty gnarly.

by PsymonSez June 12, 2014


rectal flurries

The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.

After a week-long chili fest, the forecast called for rectal flurries.

by Professor T December 23, 2011


rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023


Rectal Vomit

The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.

Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.

Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.

Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.

by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014


Rectal Brick

A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.

The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.

by Keesh^_^ September 16, 2008


rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.

I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.

by mr pinky June 2, 2007