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When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.
Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release
A situational episode when one must check and release others' works, while also dreaming of succulent fried chicken pieces, which may be in the form of nuggets, pieces, spare-ribs, wings, drumsticks, and/or any combination of the aforementioned.
Can you please chicken-release for me! (meaning someone said KFC, but you must check this for me)
I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.
A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.
Release the Drone
When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish
A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.