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The Russian Mafia is a name given to a broad group of organized criminals of various ethnicity which appeared from the Soviet Union after its disintegration in 1991.
Ethnic Russians, Jews and large numbers of Georgians, Ukrainians and Armenians also make up the mafia.
The Russian Mafia is one of the most dangerous Mafias' in the world which has operations in Russia, U.S, Canada, Europe, and Israel. The mafia controls most of the Russian politics, as well as many other aspects in Russia.
They specialize in: Fraud, transnational money laundering, extortion, drug trafficking, weapon smuggling, auto theft, white slave trafficking/prostitution, hostage taking, extortion of immigrant celebrities and sport figures, transportation of stolen property for export, insurance (staged auto accidents) and medical fraud (false medical claims), counterfeiting, credit card forgery, and murder.
(The most typical image of the Russian mafia is portrated in the film "Training Day" when Denzel Washington gets whacked because he didn't pay the Russian Mafia.)
Frank: Look at that Russian guy in the leather jacket, hes talkin to your ex girl. Let's go beat his ass down.
Johnny: Don't be stupid man, he might be in the Russian Mafia, you can't fuck wit that shit.
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The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.
Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!
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A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
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A term utilised to describe the act of going camping with friends (or solo) and bringing nothing but yourself, a bottle of spirit each, usually vodka, and the clothes on your back. To successfully camp Russian style, one must consume the entire bottle of vodka before sleep, thus being so drunk that sleeping on the bare ground is now quite comfortable and the cold night air will not affect ones core temperature.
Fenton: Hey Yuri! where the hell is the tent and sleeping bags?!
Yuri: Fear not Fenton
*swigs grey goose*
We are Russian camping tonight.
When one person ejaculates in the nostril of another, with enough force, to cause it to come out of their mouth.
I pulled out, shoved my tip up her nose and blew my load! Sperm shot up her nose and out her mouth so fast, it was like a Russian Trapeze.
A name for the organized Russian crime rings in the United States. The Russian Mafia currently specializes in the import and export of cars,weapons and drugs from russia to the US and illegal arms dealing. They are currently operating in 50 states and are very well organized. They can often be found in big cities such as Los Angles or New York.
The Russian Mafia is in Los Angles
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when a sentence is reversed by swapping the noun and the "you", then adding an "in soviet russia" at the start...
russian reversal:
"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"
"in soviet russia car drives YOU"
"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"
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