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Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013


Salami Slam

Cum on a girl's face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.

"I gave Debbie a mean salami slam last night."

by peanutheadG December 24, 2011


Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

by chelanslim January 29, 2009


Salami Silencer

Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.

Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.

by Pussy-muncher-69 April 13, 2016


wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017


salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).

Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.

by RandomGai October 05, 2021


salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith June 30, 2011