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Raising your arm -with phone in hand- in order to get more reception, as if the satellite orbiting miles away can now reach you.
Me: so idk when I'll be leav...
Friend: what? your breaking up!
Me: *signal salute*
Friend: whoa, your signal's perfect now!!
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when you wanna commit suicide by shooting yourself honoring the USA
Sergeant: Let's honor USA, fellow comrades.
Soldier does pistol salute and pulls the trigger
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Midway through coitus, you realise the girls too loose to provide necessary friction. Stick 2 fingers up her arse and, whilst forming the fabled "V's", invert them & give yourself a tug-job from the inside.
I'm not saying she was a bucket, but I had to give myself Churchill's salute just to reach my dairy strokes.
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When you see a Chevrolet with it's hood up by the side of the road.
"Wonder what's wrong with that truck over there."
"It's just giving the Chevy Salute"
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While engaged in rear entry, right as the male finishes, he spits on the female's back to indicate that he is finished. However, as he spits on her back he cums in his hand, then proceeds to call the female's name so she turns around and he smacks her in the face with his hand.
Fadel has a black-eye from receiving the Saskatchewan Salute last night!
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A blow job that is given to a man that is not your boyfriend, Could be someone elses boyfriend, but is not yours!
I gave her man the presidential salute last night!
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Form of greeting, performed by females usually both young and European. The greeter grasps the hem of their shirt in one hand then raises it to the shoulder, exposing the side of the chest are. Always performed without a bra.
There are oftne no sexual connotations involved or implied in this greeting.
"Passing under a motorway bridge, I recieved a Dutch Salute from several pedestrians "
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