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Sarah Palin

Running mate for John McCain in the 2008 presidential race. Oh and she's a total VPILF.

"I would vote for Obama, but Sarah Palin is a total megababe."

"Yeah, I'd like to drill in her wildlife reserve... if you know what I mean."

by FlandersIV August 30, 2008

13057πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


Sarah Palin

What John McCain has chosen for a running mate. She is the governor of Alaska and she is an ultra conservative, but is pretty good to look at.

She believes that we should all have our guns, have babies, Jesus, lower taxes, and to DRILL right now!!! They are already starting to DRILL because of her. She is the member of the NRA and all that good shit. Her speeches could kick Obamas ass.

She was also responsible of starting a trend for teenager girls that support her with these rimless, artsy glasses and scene hair.

Sarah Palin... she's a woman!!! She is America's dream girl.

by lil duff 2008 September 7, 2008

40πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


Sarah Palin

Hottest Governor ever. Sexiest Republican to ever live.
That hot cougar that ran with that old douche bag, McCain.

Democrat Girl: Did you hear about that nobody that the old fart picked as his VP?

Boy: You mean the girl that's hotter than you and your mom combined?!

Democrat girl: I guess.

Boy: That's Sarah Palin. We eye fucked last summer in Alaska. She digs me.

by MrSprinkles105 September 3, 2008

25πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


Sarah Palin

At the moment the vice president nomination for the Republican party. She has fire and is a gifted orator, surprisingly so. She's also a hot piece of ass.

Whoever knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter is a lucky guy.

by starky September 6, 2008

22πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


Sarah Palin

1. Former Governor of Alaska;
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list β€œReality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.

Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.

If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.

by The Real Canadian July 7, 2021

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Sarah Palin

the Republican Vice-Presidential canidate for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential elction. She is also formerly know as the Mayor of Wassila and the Gov. of Alaska.
She is a firm believer in the Sanctity of life and the resourcefulness of the American people.
during her campaign as Vice presidential nominee she fought:
-for no abortion
-for no eauthenization
-for an increase in homeland oil dependency
-against gay marriage (as the Constitution specifically states that marriage is the union between one man and one woman)
-a decrease in Iraq troops but a steady stay in the war we need to fight, as radicalTerrorists are still a threat to the U.S.A.
-FOR THE PEOPLE
-cutting spending and taxes and giving back to the communities
-for faith, strong believer in the power of "One Nation Under God!"
She has now returned to being the Gov. of Alaska and fighting corruption whenever it approaches.
Many look hopefully to her for the future in 2012 when she perhaps might run for President.

Sarah Palin is the future of the GOP!

by debbink8 December 11, 2008

5391πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Sarah Palin

The smart, witty, snarky Governor of Alaska.
She is now the Vice Presidential running mate of Republican and war hero John McCain.
Very few have heard of her till now but she is here and she is kicking Barak's ass.

Sarah Palin may be the next President, the way this election is going..

by TheEndMyFriend September 4, 2008

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