sawyer reinhardt

He is the best dunker in the SEK and he can do screamo really well.

Kid 1: Yo dude! Have you heard of this Sawyer Reinhardt kid?
Kid 2: Frick ya! I’ve heard he can dunk good!

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Tom Sawyer

Right before a man reaches his climax he then rubs it on a females leg, Cumming while doing so, rubbing the semen into her thigh like white paint on a fence.

"Dude, I just tom sawyer'd the shit out of this girl."
"You can definitly tell I painted her fence white."
"My dick is a paint brush!"
"Painted that bitch like the sistine chapel."

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Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!

I hoe Eboni act like a slut.

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MILES SAWYER

FUKIN GAY ASS FAGOT

FUCK YOU MILES SAWYER YOU GAY ASS FAGOT

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Tom Sawyer Plan

A needlessly complicated plan to accomplish a simple task.

Creating an elaborate scheme involving things like lasers, explosions, rope ladders, poisoning and painstakingly crafted lies to make things more cool, interesting and exciting when all could be solved simply by telling the truth, getting the key or using the back exit, etc.

Cool for the sake of cool in effect (often used in movie plot explanations or sitcom plots).

The name Tom Sawyer Plan comes from Huckleberry Finn where Tom makes an elaborate scheme to free Jim from the plantation when they could have just gotten he key the whole time.

Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory's web of lies to avoid seeing Penny in RENT, which build on each other until he has to go on a weekend trip, hire an actor and keep up an elaborate fake back story to get out of seeing one play.

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Jodi Sawyer Syndrome

When one person feels a relationship is more than it is.
(from the movie Center Stage, when Jodi Sawyer believes that she is in a relationship with Cooper Neilson, when he just wanted to sleep with her and get away with it.)
Further study must be conducted before conclusive results can be reached in this new psychological disorder.

"Wow, she has stage one Jodi Sawyer syndrome."
Whenever anyone you've slept with gives you baked goods the next day and says something cheesy like, "This is for next time."
Whenever someone you've slept with on the fly refers to you as their significant other repeatedly. In front of your parents. And friends.

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yes way sawyer

Stick it up some ones booty hole or eating pretzels on a naked person with a giraffe mask on

Dude did u yes way sawyer her

Me:fuck yeah

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