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Verb; adverb.
1.) To appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.
2.) To float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.
"What are you up to this weekend?"
"I'm getting totally Sawyered bro."
the act of becoming awkwardly intoxicated in a public setting, usually when others are either somewhat or entirely sober. Typically involves video proof of drunken activities.
"Man, do you remember anything from the wedding last night? You were completely sawyered."
The act of getting Suspended from work for a racially insensitive remark
"Why is he locked out." "He Sawyered himself with a racist joke"
Receiving a text message alluding to terminology that forces you to look up said terminology on Urban Dictionary.
Said individual: "Dude, we need to do an elephant walk."
You: "I just got sawyered."
The most badass person you'll ever meet and he will fuck your bitch so fast you won't even know that he was in your bed
Sawyer fucked my bitch last night
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n. An individual who will do anything for anyone, no matter the cost to him. A beautiful person who loves fully, and loves everyone. His priorities are easily misplaced and he can be easily manipulated, but underneath it all he has a very pure core. Perceptive eyes set in a baby-ish face, bringing out the maternal nature of female companions. Very musically oriented and loyal to those he loves.
He is such a wonderful guy. His name must be Sawyer!
Guy #1: Did you hear about Sawyer getting arrested?
Guy #2: Yeah. He let everyone else run, he took the heat for it.
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Sawyer is soo sexy he is like outdoorsy and just the best. He is manly as shit but super nice and sensitive but don't get me wrong you mess with his friends your toast on a pancake! He is an actor and is very chill with people he beams happiness where ever he goes he is the best
Sawyer is the bomb.com
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