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To yote your scrote is to fart while sitting down.
Yote being the past tense of yeet in this case, and being representative of the fart. You yote your scrote because when you fart while sitting down, the gas has no where to go besides your scrotum.
"Bro nice one! you just yote your scrote"
"Can a goat yote his scrote or just vibrote his scrote with a yote?"
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Funky residue in the crotch area of a man's underwear after heavy perspiration.
GUY: Man, that was a heavy workout. I need to shower.
OTHER GUY: Yea, dude, I got a wicked case of scrote-meal in my undercarriage.
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To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.
R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.
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A term used for a person displaying characteristics and/or gestures of a homosexual nature or that may be considered as being somewhat homosexual, though no hard proof of a sexuality exist to back up the insult.
Diet scrote fool best not come by me, bitch!
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Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.
"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"
"Whatever floats your scrote, man."
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A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."
Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."
Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."