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Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.
Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .
It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.
It's Scorpio Season, run for your life or get ready to fuck!
When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.
What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it's fielding season!!
YASSSSSS QUEENNNNN!!!
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Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!
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The time of year from early January to April 15th when public accountants are busy preparing and filing tax returns for their clients.
The time of year from early January to April 15th when families and friends of public accountants are abandoned or left to fend for themselves.
Tax season is in full swing. I won't see much of my husband until April 15th.
My husband is so busy and brain-drained during tax season that he doesn't do anything but vegetate or sleep on his day off!
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Aries Season ranges March 21 to April 19. This is the time that an Aries characteristics are increased, therefore people tend to “seek shelter.”
Pieces season has ended, so now it is Aries Season. Take shelter while you still can.
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