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A school full of fake bitches, wanna be roadmen
And neeks theirs a very thew real people and year 10 and 11 are the best year everyone bellow are all of the above
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When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
She's a great person. Although she can be really hyper sometimes, once you get to know her she'll be the best friend you ever had. She's a lovely person! She's kind, caring, honest and likes to party. She cares about her friends and is really close with them. She's also very pretty. Never let a Shirley go, because you'll regret it.
person 1: Ugh, I hate Shirley.
person 2: You're just jealous, because she's a great person who cares about people, and you're not.
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Shirley is a beautiful person that loves and cares for everyone. Shirley is a very good friend to other
She is sweet and beautiful like a shirley. Andrew decided to marry him a Shirley
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The best person you’ll ever meet in your life. Periodt.
Jk lol but she’s probably nice to everyone but that one girl named emily.
Shirley is a girl who will always be by your side no matter what. She is super loyal and if you are her friend, be thankful .
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A Shirely is a chick that you're surely going to fuck.
Any Shirley's up there tonight? "bro there are a ton of shirleys, get up here now!
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This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.