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A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
“Does K really like him?”
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“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”
The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
Playing ping pong with your penis or erection
Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?
When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
when you nuttsack is longer than your dick
my shlong sack is so hard
dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.