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A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.
(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)
She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.
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A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
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We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
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When a male gets up from a sitting or laying position and the scrotum is stuck to one of either thighs and as he stands the scrotum slowly peels away from the thigh.
Hot and sweaty days are known to increase the likelihood of a slow peel.
Adam stood up and slowly shifted his weight to quicken the slow peel of his balls from his thigh.
Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain
Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice
To walk slowly in a crosswalk, especially on a college campus in front of University Police or Long Island chicks in expensive SUVs, to force drivers to slam on the brakes and wait.
UPD (University Police) were flying by so I slow crossed 'em huge just to piss 'em off.
A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.
Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.
Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)
Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)
Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).
Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!