Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking
Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..
Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?
Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking
A man, especially under 25, who is skilled in cunnilingus; most engage in spelunking - i.e. cave exploration by unqualified amateurs.
She would have left him, but Bill was one of the few non-spelunkers of her youth.
Just another name for the dick.
I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.
To find, discover and explore all the cracks, crevasses, tunnels and chasms of a womans underworld...seeking the treasure within. From the novice to the expert, do not begin your decent without the proper equipment. Recommended are tools for deep water breathing and good traction are a must, in addition to saftey gear. The environment can be anywhere from slippery to small lakes and rivers. Areas are subject to change quickly. Have no expectations for the proper amount of time for exploration. Take your time and happy spelunking!
Sorry i missed the party. I went pussy spelunking.
One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...
Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.
I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.