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Jizzing on a girls back and having her roll over on her back with the jizz still there and then she makes snow angels
"I heard Jessica and Michael did a sperm angel last!"
"Really? that's disgusting"
after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight
mommy mommy look i found a balloon
thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!
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A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.
She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!
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A gay super slut who by regularly sucking off total strangers ingests large amounts of semen
you dirty sperm guzzling slut!
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1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.
2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: Vagina
1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.
Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK
2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
Person 2: wtf?
3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
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a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea
Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!
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