squirrel

What do they do when you're not around? THEY DRINK YOUR BEER!!! AND SMOKE YOUR CIGS!!!

Goddamn squirrels raided my basement fridge again. Now I'll have to by another $50's worth of beer.

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squirrel

THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!

i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this

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squirrel

1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

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squirreled

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

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squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

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The Squirrel

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.

I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel

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squirreled

Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"

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