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The best place to find the worst coffee, most likely produced by terribly underpaid slave laborers.
Paris Hilton: Oh! My! God! We sooo need to talk about this. Starbucks here we come.
Me (with as much contempt as one can muster, which I imagine would be a lot in the presence of Paris Hilton): Not Starbucks
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If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.
"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."
"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."
"uhh. Never."
"Sorry, youre not right for the job."
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A conformist coffee shop found approximately 803.6ft apart(1 Block).
The drug lords are smart and I know they are using Starbucks as the transition safehouse. Dirty Dirty mexicans.
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An American Coffee Company that runs about 5-10% of all coffee in the World. Typically will only be purchased by people who would burn their money for addictions. Will continue to sell coffee for about 800 years until the human race has become so stupid they can no longer use Coffee makers and will pioneer the first legal world-wide prostitution company.
"Wow, I could really go for a Starbucks..."
"Me too! I want a Vente!"
800 years from now...
"Man, I want Starbucks..."
"Perv! Ok"
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An act performed by a woman, who gurgles with a man's ejaculate to the point where it starts to foam out of her mouth, much like when a latte is being made and it start's to foam.
Honey, after you put the kids to sleep, how about a starbucks before we watch some TV?
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A corporation that makes coffee which they market to young people, scenesters, and anyone who is stupid enough to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.
In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
Starbucks is an overabundant coffee shop that can be found internationally.
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Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."
Did you know that Starbucks doesn't even bother to pull a decent shot (21-27 seconds)?
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