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A type of harness specifically for the purpose of sexual intercourse in which one partner is suspended, either above a bed or in a clear area, while the other moves freely. Though there is considerable variety, most common sex swings have a sling for the back, another for the butt & stirrups for each leg, which can be adjusted. Some models are suspended from a bunjie or spring to provide bounce.
1) kid: Sweet! your step-mom has a swing in her bedroom!
friend: ya but she won't ever let me use it. Let's go watch SpongeBob.
2) Sex in the City Guy: Do you swing?
Girl: you mean with other couples?
Guy: No, I mean SWING...
3) Honey let's use the sex swing tonight, I want to try a new position.
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1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.
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To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.
"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"
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Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.
Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.
"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"
"It's all beats & swing"
"Beats & Swing"
Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
A phrase for "good bye". 2016 best english word invented by Indonesian English Speaker.
DEER: LOL mate that was a cool party! i feel awesome right now! i wanna go home bye!
MARIJUA: haha yeahhh.. Swing ya!