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In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
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when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night
rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)
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The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
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A person whom most people would generally regard as a piece of shit due to their behavior and or demeanor who has some how wormed their way in to an elevated position,
that they have no business being in. Similar to a turd that refuses to be flushed.
"My teacher is such an authoritarian up-shit, how has she not been fired yet? "
"Those cops are a bunch of up-shits"
"The bulk of middle management at my company are up-shits who have been promoted to the point of incompetence, it's absurd "
To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.