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An extremely moist and muscular anus with the ability to "chop" your meat right off.
I got my dick stuck in his meat chopper last night... Shit just about ripped my dick off
older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
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a police helicopter, see ghetto bird
"and if you're afraid of them pesky pork choppers in the sky, no worries! we'll fix them too."
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Whilst receiving fellatio from a woman, the man pulls out and proceeds to spin his dick in a circular motion while repeatedly cock slapping her followed by the man yelling "get to the chopper!" before blowing his load.
Also known as the Schwarzenegger
"Last night I told my girlfriend to get to the chopper"
Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"
Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"
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A name white male republicans give their shotgun, usually a remington 870 12 gauge, to chop up some niggers breaking into their home.
As he woke up late at night, he saw his TV floating away. He picked up his Nigger Chopper and put a shell in the chamber. The sound of the pump action on the Nigger Chopper made the TV crash to the floor.
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To hastily rush into an important meeting or event that has been planned out, only to screw up and blow the whole thing causing embarassment to yourself and your colleagues.
Steve pulled a 'Chopper Jenkins' and messed up that presentation we'd been planning for for weeks.
Joe is such a 'Chopper Jenkins' for always rushing into things and screwing them up.
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A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.
See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.
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