free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

Hawaiian Firework

/həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/

(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.

1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.