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Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !
"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."
When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin
Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus
Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.
"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.
A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.
That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.
When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.
Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!