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Matthew

He's the most SUS guy you will ever meet

Matthew: Imma slap yo buttcheek
Me: SUS

by Keiran Nobly June 20, 2021

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Matthew

Matthew is snazzy good looking attractive stylish fabulous

Matthew is kind caring

by Matthew.123 November 5, 2018

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

One of the lamest people you will ever meet in your life. Any time you invite him to anything he will make an excuse not to come, such as having to do something with the family. Basically a douchebag in every sense of the word.

Hey paging Dr. Faggot. Damn it Matthew just answer the question

by Shimmer and glitter February 7, 2010

75πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

The hottest man in the world he gets all the girls and will rock your world

Man did you see Matthew yesterday he was a beast

by Beast mode nigga March 26, 2016

11πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

He has a HUGE COCK.

Generally is very hot and has sexy blue eyes.

He is very muscular and athletic.

Is big on the outside ;), but sensitive and caring on the inside.

OMG is that a Matthew? Look at the size of his cock!

Oh you will never catch him, his dick brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right its bigger than yours!

OMG look at that guy's sexy blue eyes.

That is a Matthew, yeah they are all so sexy and muscular.

by Mother Of God November 18, 2013

15πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Matthew’s are the type of person you will be forever grateful for. They give the best advice and have a type of honestly that may seem blunt to some people, but is much needed in this world. Also, no matter what may happen, you can never seem to stay upset with them for long, due to the compelling sense of trust and security that they provide. While Matthew’s can sometimes seem blunt and will always find ways to push your limits, they provide the best advice and encourage you to continue growing as an individual. No matter what may happen in your life, you can always know that they will be there for you and will help you through every moment of it. At a first glance, Matthew’s don’t show many emotions and are often quite guarded. However, once you take the time to get to know them, you will be grateful and realize just how intriguing and complex they are. If you have a Matthew in your life, you should be thankful in knowing that you have gained the trust of someone who will never leave your side.

Matthew CHILL

by boualisisbad1206 April 19, 2022

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Matthew; a person typically referred to as Matt and/or Mat. Generally loves weed/alcohol/Vicodin and xbox. Matthews tend to have big dicks and are commonly wicked floozys. Usually good-looking and generally a well-rounded player when it comes to girls. They tend to also be pretty hilarious and love to fight anyone who talks shit, and usually win due to an sudden, ridiculous adrenaline rush. Matthew's can be major dicks, but are usually good guys in general.

Brandon: "wooah dude, you see that fight today?"
Ryan: "yeah dude kevin went totally matthew on that kid!"
Brandon: "yeah what a fucking boss!"

by ilovemen_x3 December 17, 2011

18πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž