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Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.

The Moose is a stupid dickhead.

by IHateMoose July 28, 2017


Moose

He is cool always fun to hang out with, he has a wierd dark sexy sense of humor and a laugh to top it off. He is sweet, kind and loving but something inside that he doesn't like to show. He is smart and knows about timing very charming beautiful personality.

Moose means a lot to me 😚🤭

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019


Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003


moose

A large brown animal with big antlers.They reproduce by nasal sex.

Wow that animal is brown and has big antlers and is having nasal sex!It must be a MOOSE!

by freak December 21, 2003


Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 02, 2010


Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

by Joe Taylor VII June 02, 2006


moose

If an object or thing is in some way, shape or form horse like then i can be described alterantivley, as being moose like

Lisanne is a dark moose

by Monsieur Batman November 16, 2006