High Pi

Very much like a high five, except 3.14159... fingers are thrown instead of the usual five.

Hardy: "The number 1729 seems to me a rather dull one..."

Ramanujan: "No, it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways."

Hardy: "Oh, snap! High Pi, son! Damn!"

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Pi Paradox

When promiscuously extrapolating or generalizing a math formula, or misusing an infinity concept, in some step of a mathematical proof leads to a contradictory or nonsensical result about the number pi, such as π = 2 or π = 666.

Poking fun at prideful or pseudo-geeky math students to explain a pi paradox is a subtle way to humble their egos in exposing their oft-half-baked understanding of mathematical concepts.

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random as pi

Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.

Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!

Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.

555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?

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lord of the pies

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock

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Woke Pi

When a very small percentage of white privileged parents in some red states want public schools to fine or fire math and science teachers who preach that the number π is irrational; instead, they want them to teach that pi’s “true” value is three, citing 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 in the Bible as “proof” for their claim.

Under the banner of "parents' rights," a small aggressive group of alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine” patriots expect their oft-morally bankrupt senator to push for woke pi in all schools statewide.

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pi-some

It is just like a threesome only it goes on forever.

guy 1: OH man! Last night my gf and her bestfriend had this threesome and god it just went on and on!!

guy 2: You mean a pi-some?

guy 1: A what?

guy 2: You know its like a threesome only it goes on for what seems like forever?

guy 1: I guess you can call it that.

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Pi and Friends

When the irrational number π appears to be particularly attracted to numerical buddies like e, i, and 𝜙 whenever they are indulged in some extra-mathematical activities together, as revealed by their intimate liaisons.

Don’t the following numerical relationships prove that pi and friends have an affinity for one another?
π ≈ 6/5 𝜙²
π ≈ (9 – e)
iⁱ = e^(-π/2)
e^(iπ) + 1 = 0

(- )! = √π
eⁱˣ = cos x + i sin x

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