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Noun - The frontal portion of armpit hair resembling weeds in the sidewalk which remain visible even when the owners arms are at his or her side and found on persons who don't groom themselves properly... truly disgusting.
Geez bro, mix in some man-scaping! You better bust out the weed whacker and trim those nasty "pit weeds" cuz face it... you ain't gettin' no play at the pool party runnin' that shit out there!
A synonym for a bathroom. Taken from the name of an obscure 1993 NAMCO arcade video game that was only released in Japan.
Wow, I really have to pee. I'm gonna go use the tinkle pit.
Pit chalk is when someone puts on too much stick deodorant and it leaves chalky residue on the arm pit.
That kid thought he was all sexy w/ his wife beater until he lifted his arms and you could see his pit chalk.
A man with over ripe rotting hairy sweating armpits with such a foul oder they can make even a skunk run from the stench
raunchy guy1: hey i got a good case of skunk pits
raunchy guy2: really! gotta let me get a whiff starts sniffing
raunchy guy1: be my guest *lifts arm up
raunchy guy2: *gags at the stench eyes tearing and burries his face deeper
raunchy guy1: sick dude! *enjoys licking
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a tv show on Animal Planet featuring a bunch of midgets trying to rescue pitbull dogs from abusive owners
Guy 1: You watchin' some kinda Jerry Springer special about midgets?
Guy 2: Nah, just a regular episode of Pit Boss.
Guy 1: Suit yourself. I'm gonna go masturbate to some Emma Watson fakes.
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If Electric Light Orchestra and the Doors had a baby, then that baby and MGMT had a baby, then that baby and Animal Collective had a baby, Passion Pit would be that baby. Just imagine the greatest sex your ears have ever had, now multiply that by about 4000. That's Passion Pit. Check out Sleepyhead, Little Secrets, Swimming in the Flood, and Moth's Wings
Guy 1: Dude have you ever listened to Passion Pit?
Guy 2: No what's that?
1: Dude take this cd, it's called Manners. Now go in your room, turn off the lights, light some scented candles and listen to it. You will be quite satisfied.
2: Ok whatever dude.....
Later.....
1: So how was it?
2: Oh my God dude, my ears came so many times. I've never been more satisfied in my life. Good looks bro. If Passion Pit was a woman, she would have big titties, a skinny stomach, and a gigantic muscular ass. I'm gonna go pleasure myself to this more
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