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A female who is obsessed with putting on a lot of makeup to the point that it just makes her face look like plastic. She can be the hottest thing you ever lay eyes on with all that make-up or she could look like Mimi off of The Drew Carey Show. Any female who feels so insecure about themselves to try to be perfect by the use of make-up, surgery, and hair cuts every two weeks. No one really knows what a plastic whore looks like underneath. But if she looks great and you don't mind it, then whatever floats your boat.
Example # 1...
Dude#1: Dayum! That bitch is fine as hell!
Dude#2: Looks like a plastic whore to me.
Dude#1: As long as that make-up don't get smeared off, idc.
Dude#2: Whatever floats your boat.
Example # 2...
"Brittany Spears is such a plastic whore."
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Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.
Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.
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When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!
Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
A relationship that appears to be in harmony on the surface, yet in fact both people hate each other or trying to compete with another in secret. Plastic sisters get jealous of each other yet maintain a formal smile all the time. Not particularly girls.
Look, A and B are obviously plastic sisters.
Why are they still together, A’s bf cheated on her with B?
That’s literally what plastic sisters mean.
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A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
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