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LoL Problem? is the only answer that is factually correct when someone complains. The comment is seemingly harsh and made to make the other person look like a laughing stock but it actually is just that. The person famous for this saying is League of Legends streamer Drututt
-Damn I just shat my pants
-LoL Problem?
A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
When the penis becomes erect for no reason.
Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.
A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”
“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”
“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”
“What’s the matter you seem upset?
Oh I got funko problems.”
When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.