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Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023


Pig Puddle

A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.

I'm going over to Pig Puddle to see a show at the Turf Club tonight.

by MrMpls November 17, 2006


Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.

On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.

by R32 Jockey June 21, 2012


Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.

"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."

by Spacegoatee December 2, 2020


puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.

Go drown in a puddle of aids.

by gfiafp August 2, 2017


Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 8, 2022


puddle tramp

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge December 30, 2011

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