The cutest person in the world, as sexy as a motorcycle *vroom, vroom*. I wanna kiss sAl so badly he's amazing
"Hey, did you see that loser, sAl?"
"kys he's amazing like actually die he's so adorable"
An amazing boyfriend, so cute and amazing. I wanna kiss them so much. Ily
"That nerd is so ugly"
"stfu, kys, jump off a bridge, they're sal."
should kiss xen rn and xen very much doesnt know how to tell this is obv not xen typing this
Big Ego Small Dick, He likes tall guys, He doesnt like arguing but loves to talk about himself all the time. All he cares is about $$ and he also likes to whine alot and not do anything about it. Loves front wheel drive trucks with 150 hp or less. Still likes haircuts from the the jersey shore episode 1.
My friend just had a sex change done, we call it " He did a Sal"
Ship and let ship, used in the context of fandoms for pairings of characters.
Person 1: I want character A and character B to end up together, literally die if you ship anything different.
Person 2: SALS dude, it’s not that serious