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Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”
Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”
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A shoulder sweep is a subtle way of undermining your own accomplishment; making your competition seem unworthy of your time.
Pete - "Hey whats with the shoulder sweep asshole"
Hippy - "Hey man, your Beirut skills aren't worth my time..."
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Sahara-Shoulder
When a make up-ed bitch leans against your shoulder, only to rub off copius amounts of foundation, leaving your jumper looking like the Sahara Desert.
Melissa: Hey Rob lets have a hug
Rob: Fuck Mel you just gave me a Sahara Shoulder! You Bitch!
Sahara Shoulder
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the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
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using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors
Hey man, I lost my fake ID so I gues tonigt we've got to do some shoulder tapping.
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A state of being where one is immersed extraordinarily deeply into a project or situation.
Originating from farm life, where cattle and horse breeding often requires literally going "shoulder-deep" into an animal to either fertilize its eggs manually or to check for a pregnancy. This is only gross the first dozen times. Ask your veterinarian or local hick for further details.
Man, I have to get my nerd on and start coding this back end content managed system of this web site my damn self. I'll be shoulder-deep in figuring it out.
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It is part of a manager's job to shoulder the burden of complaints made by guests.
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