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The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.
As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.
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Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."
"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
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Some fuckin nigger that happens to have taken a shower once in his life.
Guy 1: have you seen any clean niggers?
Guy 2:Nope
when you wipe after pooping and the paper is clean, requiring no further wiping
It was a clean sweeper, I only had to wipe once!
Can relate to when you being honest about something
“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
“Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”
where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.
"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."
Someone who refrains from swearing or cussing
Joe is a Clean Mouth. Be like Joe