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Illuminati

A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.

Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.

by BobWade1234 April 25, 2022


illuminati

the people that rule the world

I am the illuminati.

by Big Puffball May 8, 2022


Illuminati

people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.
"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati}

of the organization"

dude:1 why are we acting like zombies around this pyramid

dude:2 illuminati

by Handled22 July 18, 2019


Illuminati

This is a Chatah word for illuminated.

This is the Christianity of the Americans - Chatah kingdom /Redindians, it was taken from the Oldest Bible, HERBREW 10 VERSES 32 That believes that Jesus Christ is the only son of God, he was crucified to give us salvation - Illuminati And was risen on the third day to give us the joy of salvation and have gone to prepare a place for believers in Heaven his father's throne is.

This is also the culture, tradition and the legal system of America.

I am Illuminati Christian.
Illuminati rules the world.
Illuminati saved us all.

by Jackson Monilium February 14, 2021


illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate

Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr

by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021


illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017