fuck knows when

To exclaim that you don't know when an incident will happen.

Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.

Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.

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when in mixed company

Old fashioned way of refering to:

a. the presence of women or children.

b. the presence of someone who might repeat what you're saying to someone you don't want them to repeat it to.

a. You shouldn't tell dirty jokes like that when in mixed company.

b. You might not want to make jokes about Sue's fat ass when in mixed company.

c. or simply "Hey! Mixed company, ok?"

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when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.

Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!

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Since Uh-When

In an interview, Chris Evans (Captain America) and Chris Hemsworth (Thor) along with the rest of the Avengers (Infinity War?) cast played a game where they had to guess who it was by a picture of their arm. A picture of Robert Downey Junior’s arm was first and it was super muscular. Everyone was so surprised and when the interviewer told the Chrises, Chris H. went “Since uh-when”. Let me just say, I live for that.

“That is Robert Downey Jr.”

“Since uh-when”

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when the imposter is sus

😳

when the imposter is sus 😳.

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When Doves Cry

Two anuses puckering against one another

"Did you see Bill and Austin in the shower last night? It looked just like when doves cry"

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when watermelon sugar

BLUE TEXT LMAAOAO

when watermelon sugar loll

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