If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.
My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
Somewhat like Godwin's Law, but instead refers to the fact that every popular YouTube video, no matter what it's about, will have at least one comment about Justin Bieber.
*Video of a talking cat advert from a few years ago*
Comment by:I_r_smurt:
OMG dis is sooooo fake!!! if u mad dis u r Justin Bieber's Boyfreind.
Me: I hate Bieber's Law so much...
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The tendency for Learning Algorithms or A.I. to become racist as more information about BIPOC is encountered. The name is derived from the Twitter BOT Tay whos' learning algorithm was introduced to wrongthink by the hacker known as four chan.
It has been brought to our attention that the A.I. has used some derogatory terms and offensive images. This was a consequence of the automated data collection procedure that, when encountering BIPOC, lead to the phenomenon of Tay's Law.
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An extension of Godwinβs Law, Merrittβs Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of βmemesβ (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term βmemeβ refers broadly to βan idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a cultureβ but as used above, the term βmemeβ refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!
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The Gaga Law is also known as the formula for Bad Romance, named after the noted musician and mathematician Lady Gaga.
The Gaga Law: (RAH)Β² (AH)Β³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)Β² + OOH(LA)Β² = Bad Romance
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The subjective notion that the number of available gay men for dating in another city, state or country is greater than the pool of available gay men in that person's location.
Karsh: "I just found a cute guy in Outer Mongolia!"
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
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Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
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