Lobby gremlining is where someone sits in a lobby on warzone waiting for friends to come online and then spams them with invites or joins their lobbies.
Oh god. Bill is lobby gremlining again!
This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.
Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay
When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.
Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines
“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”
you finna die
boy bobby got sent to the lobby. did you hear ?
When you find yourself in a combat ring surrounded by hefty individuals.
Walking into a fight arena packed with fat, sweaty guys sporting neckbeards you’re probably thinking
"Oh shit fellas, looks like we’ve got a slobby lobby here!"
A group of sarcastic females that has zero f*cks to give.... they are loyal to their group of friends and are happy to just hang out .... Doesn't need attention or crave popularity . The lobby kids are the greatest people you'll ever meet.
You can always find the lobby kids hanging out at the gym or a park.
to be fired discreetly
Sam "Hey you have a lobby connect meeting tomorrow with the boss man."
Josh "Ugh, thats the third job this month!"