freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

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Dark Priest

The guy you should be afraid of cause he can make your life a living hell. He is to be feared by all and respected!!!

Wow he is a Dark Priest!!!

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skanky priest

catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters

that black jacket makes him look like a skanky priest

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Priest (Celebrant)

The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.

The Priest (Celebrant) intoned the Gloria.

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Judas Priest

I suppose they could be called "poor man's Iron Maiden", but what the fuck they still rule.

I'm
your
tur-bo
lover

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Judas Priest

An expression used when something is amazingly shitty or wierd.

Man finishes watching a Keeanu Reeves movie - "Judas Priest! that was SHIT!"

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Buddhist Priest

A heavy metal band.

Rob Halford is the singer for Buddhist Priest

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