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the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep
"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork
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Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker
Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.
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a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
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same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other
dude dave was totally sporking lori all night
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A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork
That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.