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Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?
The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.
Vaiea had a jandal wedding last week cause he got his girlfriend knocked up.
(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
The process of uniting or "wedding" 2 Netflix queues that occurs during a serious relationship.
After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take the next logical step: wed-flixing.
A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.
Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.
What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding…
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”